Shark Week

when your girlfriend or old lady is on the rag. that time of the month.

cm1nicholson: you gonna go home and get some ass tonight?
cm2ford: hell no it's shark week at my house!!! there's blood in the water

by cm2ford port hueneme March 28, 2011

Nicholas Sparks

The author of The Notebook(October, 1996), Message In A Bottle(April, 1998), A Walk To Remember(October 1999), The Rescue(September 2000), A Bend In The Road(September 2001), Nights In Rodanthe(September 2002), The Guardian(April 2003), The Wedding(September 2003), Three Weeks With My Brother(April 2004), True Believer(April 2005), At First Sight(October 2005), Dear John(October 2006), and The Choice(September 2007)

I just finished reading a Nicholas Sparks book and cried my heart out

by jennbear1852 August 23, 2007

Great White Shark

When a guy gives a girl with a blue waffle a shark bite.

I tried giving Nikki a shark bite, but it ended up turning into a Great White Shark. So disgusting!

by T.S.P. September 7, 2010

sparkazzly

awesome
spectacular
superb

I'm feeling sparkazzly today.

by Emma :-p October 26, 2006

sparksmosa

A delicious, sweet, and invigorating beverage. Suitable for any time of the day.
50% Sparks, 50% Champagne

Ross was tired and looking sluggish after his last ultimate frisbee game. But after a Nalgene full of sparksmosa, he was ready to go back to work.

by Last Call 38 October 8, 2007

Sparklet

Usually the female counterpart to sparky.

Filled with Energy, beautiful and always smiling.
Used to describe a small bouncy individual who is beautiful inside and out.

She was a Beautiful little sparklet that belonged to him.

Sparklets are few and hard to find but Similar to Stars

Sparky's Sparklet was getting out of control.

by capsy2 April 2, 2010

Sparkle-bat

(noun) A term used for character-references to the fictional character of "Edward Cullen" of the Twilight Series books and films by the American author Stephenie Meyer. a Derogatory term to describe a person or object, while referred to as being as such, has none of the typical characteristics, or fails at being a symbol of its/their stereotype, generally in a negative or condescending way. Effectively being a parody, or weak/poor imitation of the genuine.

Edward is a Sparkle-bat... Alucard is a Vampire.

"That's not a Wii-console... its a cheap Sparkle-bat version."

by nomad440 February 19, 2012