Shuffler

A crack head that does that little shuffle walk from the pre-high as they're about to score their next hit of crack.

Look at that crack head shuffler, they're definitely scoring crack

by OGPAPI69 November 24, 2023

Shuffler

A crack head that does that little shuffle walk from the pre-high as they're about to score their next hit of crack.

Look at that crack head shuffler, they're definitely scoring crack

by OGPAPI69 November 24, 2023

Shuffletron

Shuffling Pro! Often just brought around to shuffle cards.

Who's Gunna Shuffle?? I know! *collective silence broken by a few gasps* Shuffletron!

by EliSatlof March 16, 2024

ShufflePoop

A surname for a person that, after they poop, the hit the Edgar Shuffle.

Damn, Edgar got that ShufflePoop!

by Edgar ShufflePoop December 12, 2024

Shufflebrown

The painstaking attempt of trying to squeeze a fart out when you have to take a shit with no restroom in sight... often attempted prior to a shart.

"Man I had to shufflebrown on the way to the fishing hole, luckily I didn't crap my pants".

by Kwagzmire April 4, 2025

skin shuffler

1) A wanker so mentally impaired that he doesn't realise what he is doing.

2) An insult significatly lower than a wanker.

1) x is a right fucking skin shuffler, if he had dynamite for brains he couldn't blow his hat off.

2) You are lower than pensioners tits, infact I rekon you could shuffle skin with the best of them.

by Dia0z September 9, 2008

Croc-Shuffler

An employee who shuffles around either within their department or between different departments, with files in hand, appearing to have purpose but not really getting anything done at all. Originates from the footwear worn by people in health care settings and the frustration felt by onlookers.

"The onlookers in the waiting room watched the croc-shuffler walking up and down the corridor, looking aimless and not actually getting anything done."

"Do something then, you aimless croc-shuffler!"

"They're just a bunch of croc-shufflers!"

by Juliaabb August 5, 2022