Robert is a fat nigger
by Big toe fenom September 4, 2019

by Roberto Silva June 22, 2021

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.
by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

by Lalalalalalalaalalalalalalalal June 6, 2023

Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!
by marurmom November 20, 2021

Robert's most common saying is "I'll do it soon" or "I'll do it tomorrow" and then he never does what he said he was going to do. With that said, he is very laid back and doesn't have an once of worry in his body. Robert thinks other people can read his mind, and therefore he doesn't communicate, insted he gives stares and expects you to understand what he is thinking. In order for Robert to function properly, he needs at least fifthteen cups of black coffee each day, preferably right before bed. If you are ever going to sleep with a Robert, don't be surprised when you find out he is wearing ladies underwear.
by Syltburken September 11, 2021
