low ready

The state between completely flaccid and erect, typically entered after seeing someone attractive.

Dude, Stacy put me in low ready.

by JerimiahCheslton June 12, 2022

Not ready for prime time

A new yet untested piece of technology that's currently not ready to replace anything related to the industrial revolution and therefore not ready for mass consumption.

Ev's are not ready for prime time and won't be for another 2 or 3 decades.

by Sexydimma July 20, 2022

Carter read

Whoever has this name is a dickwad

Fuck you carter read!

by Frostyfrog2 August 1, 2022

Sole reader

Like a palm reader but someone who trades the soles of someone’s feet

“What do you do for work?”
“I’m a sole reader”

by Fdggghhgcjj August 14, 2022

Dear reader.

I know Heatherly sent you to see this definition.

I'm watching you dear reader.

by Randommboiy November 29, 2022

aud-read

Listening or listened to an audiobook

I did not read the latest Harry Potter book, but I did aud-read it.

by pennycrypt December 29, 2022

Vanilla reader

A person who does not read anything smutty or sexual, usually used in fanfiction senses. A Vanilla reader will read mostly Fluff and a good Mutual pining trope. :)

I'm A Vanilla reader, don't even show me that shit, I might puke.

by Bitch Stop January 6, 2023