purple lips

Hickey on the lips, what you get when you make out with nick marfing from parade the day.

woah you have really bad purple lips
yea i went to a parade the day show last night... saw nick

by anonymous**** June 14, 2008

purple monkey dishwasher

A nonsense phrase seen widely in an early Simpson's episode. Added at the end of a Chinese whisper, ironically, as there are few if any phrases which can be mistaken for "purple monkey dishwasher". For this reason, it is sometimes used to check if communications are working properly, instead of ie. "testing" "mic check" "test test 1 2 3 check" and/or "syphilis".

"Say purple monkey dishwasher, if you can hear this."

by Overheal June 7, 2009

Purple Rain

A type of pollution-induced precipitation common in the Eastern Hemisphere. Similar to acid rain, purple rain has a higher acidity and is even more devastating when concentrated in small bodies of water.

Kin Jong Il spoke to the North Korean peoples about the dangerous effects of purple rain.

by Diggity Monkeez February 28, 2005

purple cow

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.

I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.

by phantom oddity May 28, 2004

purple sock

Phenomenon occuring during anal sex, when the penis is partially retracted from anus quickly, slightly drawing out the purple-hued interior wall of from the sphincter, creating a sock-like effect around the penis, e.g. a "purple sock" pulled over the penis.

"Buddy, I was crushin' ass on this bitch so hard... I was totally pulling out the purple sock."

by talking goat June 23, 2003

Purple Heart

Wrapping a rubber band around your testicles until they turn purple.

Hey check out this purple heart. My balls hurt so bad right now.

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 12, 2015

purplenuts

Barney the dinosaur's testicles.
ALSO:
When your nuts are squeezed too hard.

Baby Bop, get off my purplenuts.

by Boredashell April 30, 2003