Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011

Piss muffin

When you run out of insults so you resort to combining a verb and a noun.

You know what Anthony! your a damn piss muffin

by minkycok June 9, 2020

Piss pom

When wearing a onesie with pom poms and accidently getting them down the toilet and not noticing.

Stop trailing your piss poms round the house and put that bloody onesie in the wash.

by lozzles84 November 15, 2016

Raining Piss

Heavy acidic rain. Taste sweet.

Student: Can we go outside and play?
Teacher: Not now honey, it's raining piss outside.

by Macrovise May 23, 2022

Piss smella

That one dude always smellin like piss

“Damn Jeremy you a piss smella today”

by I dont be smellin peepee April 19, 2021

Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!

Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!

by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021

piss hick

A piss hick is someone who smells like piss and looks like a piss enjoyer, they’re annoying as fuck and look ugly, and actually they do drink piss. Piss hicks are usually sitting behind you breathing on your neck in class and take long ass water fountain sips and piss themselves, they also show off everything at urinals.

Yeah you seen that guy Craig over there? Yeah he looks like a piss hick I can smell the piss.

Yeah that’s a fucking piss hick.

by StayWorkin (Piss Hick creator) November 30, 2021