National Arthur Parker Day

National Arthur Parker day is every year on February 7th and it celebrates the day of Arthur Parker

Bro guess what it’s National Arthur Parker day

by _Your_Truly_ January 31, 2023

D’ante Parker

a man hoe, slut, a parker.

friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with

friend 2: who

friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf

“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”

by Tallheifer3 February 2, 2023

retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different

Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him

by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023

Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.

"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"

by SCP Handler December 29, 2023

bamf Peter Parker

Bad ass mother fucker Peter Parker

Archive of our own tag

Hey do you read bamf Peter Parker?
Yeah I love bamf Peter Parker!

by 🌸💖🌺 January 9, 2024

Ultra-Berry Picker Packer Punch 3000 Gawk Gawk Balltwist

A sexual act of a MPS (member of preferred sex) giving a male oral sex. This meaning taking the mans penis into the mouth of the MPS.

Mattias: “Bae I cannot wait until I get home, i’m so horny.”
Samoura: “I can give you that ultra-berry picker packer punch 3000 gawk gawk balltwist!”
Mattias: “I can’t wait!”

by 💀Baddie😩 November 18, 2023

do a Toby parker

When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.

I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.

by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024