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issa nut

"Issa nut" means something is good, amazing, or worthy of a "nut".
by holybooty April 19, 2018
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nut chips

Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!
Joe Ate hunter's nut chips

TRUE STORY
by DR SEXY M.D. May 1, 2016
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Nut Puff

The small pussy willow looking protrusion that use to be a neutered male cats ball sack.
“With his legs spread apart and right leg pointed to the sky, Mr. Skibbles cleansed his nut puff”
by Crispie Critter July 12, 2018
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Memory Nut

A nut busted vicariously through the memory of an experience and / or recently viewed photography
Guy 1: „Hey dawg, let me see your girl‘s nudes!“

Guy 2: „I‘d show you if she‘d let me screenshot, she had me busting memory nuts the whole time!“
by demonicdennis February 6, 2018
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Nut fountaining

(Verb) The act of getting jizz in your mouth through a threesome, and spitting the jizz out of your mouth into another person’s mouth.
I was nut fountaining with my homies last night.
by Yourmommyathotty March 12, 2019
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Nut Physics

Nut Physics is the physics of the nut. The true package. It makes you feel accomplished once you have learned about it and you become smart. Life comes and goes (pun intended), so you only have one chance to learn about nut physics. The physics of the nut is exquisite and it is an admirable field of research that can make you billions of dollars. Currently, nut physicists like snaggopal Sr. is studying how fire wizards use the power of the nut to attack.
Ash Ketchum: Yo did you see that attack Charizard used?

Misty: Hell yeah, that flamethrower was cool! The nut velocity was insane on that one! I'm an avid nut scientist.
Ash Ketchum: The fuck?
Misty: You don't know Nut Physics? Yea I can tell you aren't a snagger.
by yetsgooo April 3, 2022
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nut-jacker

A woman who steals a man's nut, manhood, mojo, independence, or moxy, and puts it on a shelf in a jar.
James hasn't been the same since Amy came home. That wench is a total nut-jacker.
by Brewski Coletski September 24, 2008
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