All Nut

A man who constantly shows off his expensive things, but in reality it's all credit card debt - like showing off a big bulge that is all nut and no dick.
Wow, did you see Jimmy's just bought a new Tesla?

Haha, Jimmy's all nut man.
by All Nut Man October 18, 2022
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Shentie Nut

When you stay over at a bros house for the night and sleep in a shed or tent, but need a wank because of a long day, so you separate the shed or tent with a thin piece of cloth or sleeping bag and nut in your own sleeping bag. Shed + tentie = Shentie nut
Yo bro I’m feeling a bit horny rn after going town and seeing loads of fit gals, can we have a Shentie Nut, I’ll give you a Dutch rudder if you say yeah.
Alr fine but only for the dutch
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 12, 2020
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panic nut

When your family gets home earlier than expected.
My family came home a half hour early so i had to panic nut.
by firedeadpool August 19, 2017
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Spaghetti Nut

The stringy jizz left over when you take a piss after you bust a nut.
I finished jerking off to Mia Khalifa, and after I went to take a piss there was some Spaghetti Nut hanging around.
by _Luke_Ass_ February 05, 2019
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Insanity Nut

when you have sex and you burst your entire full load of cum
Brett: Hey man did you do that chick last night??

Aaron: YEAH BRO! I busted my insanity nut on her! She was cover in my cum dude i was like a fire hose!!
by pussypounderbydick69 May 21, 2011
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Blind nut

When your friend or a coworker sets you up with someone you’ve never met to just have sex. Similar to a blind date
Chad set me up on a blind nut last night. I guess he thought I was gay, but it was still the best sex I’ve ever had.”
by Tsaucee September 10, 2020
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Floppy Nut

The act of ejaculating with a fully flaccid wang
Man, I had to bang this chick for a favor but she was an uggo so I had to bust a floppy nut and dip
by Enjew November 10, 2016
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