Johnny E has a massive cock and is super charismatic. He makes sure everyone knows about how big his massive cock is and the fact that he's a Beatles fan. He plays the guitar like he fingers pussy but he sings like two keys off. He's a manwhore that likes to fuck around with as many biddies as possible. From the second he wakes up, he's only thinking about how he can impale the next bitch with his meat rod. He can last hours and nuts gallons. His long hair makes him look like John Lennon and he drives a nice car but his huge cock weighs it down so he has to go slow over any bumps to prevent the car's bottom from scraping
Person1: Yo, what's up Johnny E?
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
Johnny E: Hey do you know this song by the Beatles?
Person1: Ai, shut the fuck up.
by badussy2.0 February 9, 2022
Get the Johnny Emug. some people think about what they are doing tomorrow or next week, a "Johnny Red Shoes" plans for no less time than 2 years ahead, this is not for big things like moving house, hoildays, etc, this is for Video Game purchases, DVD/Blu-ray rentals, etc.
by MonkeySXOC October 16, 2010
Get the Johnny Red Shoesmug. by Lani_queen00 April 7, 2019
Get the Wrestling Johnnymug. by Johnsmith123010 June 21, 2022
Get the Johnny uglymug. A "Johnny” is described as a person who is technologically advanced (specifically in databases) and takes on everyone’s problems and finds solutions.
by Jaw-Knee A March 15, 2022
Get the Johnnymug. Let's all drop a johnny on Johnny Howard. Good idea, but he won't smell any more than he already does.
by anonymous June 30, 2023
Get the Drop a Johnnymug. Used to describe a person that has had sex with many people, thus causing a spread in sexual viruses within the workplace, or even community.
by ItIsMyName July 2, 2019
Get the jumping johnnymug.