Bens-Wisdom

No matter what happens in life, drink VB’s.

Bought a new car? Drink VB’s!

Had a fight with the misses? Drink VB’s!

Lost ya wallet? Drink VB’s!

Got mugged? Drink VB’s!

Did the mugging? Drink VB’s!

Had a good root? Drink VB’s!

Got arrested for drink driving? Drink VB’s!

Got married? Drink a lot of VB’s

And always remember Bens-Wisdom knows best.

All problems in life can be solved by drinking VB’s.

All my problems went away after using Bens-Wisdom.

Everyday I be shuffling with Bens-Wisdom.

by Wycklesma May 27, 2021

Ben simmons

(v.) Passing a wide open layup
(n.) In a state that you are afraid too shoot the ball

He just ben Simmons'd the layup

by Leking james November 23, 2021

Ben Dover

Every Year 7 kid's Kahoot name

Teacher: 'Who is Ben Dover'
Year 7 Kid: 'Hee hee bend over'
Year 7 friends: 'Hee hee'

Teacher: 'Mike Oxlong came second and Nick Gherr came third well done everyone'

by Oweener June 8, 2023

Ben Simmons

Complete shit with a terrible jumpshot and always gets worse as they go

Me: I couldn’t aim my shit in a toilet and it keeps getting worse
My friend: Yea bro that might be Ben Simmons disorder

by No lies detected February 24, 2023

Ben Ross

He is a sick fuck he pioneered a new wway for the alabama hotpocket, peruvian breakfast, and al lot of others. he has successfully jacked off in 26 of the 48 continental states including Alaska and Costa Rico. Beaten off to middle school girls in years books/myspace and to 6 of the last 10 years of hooters calanders.

Ben Ross takes it in the ass.

by Monkey_lovr-tits_260 May 12, 2009

Ben-job

Ben-job v. (ben job): The act of putting an erect penis in the nose of a girl and dropping a sack in her mouth like a teabag. Then once you are in position you must cum in the girls nose

dude did you hear about bob giving carly a Ben-job?

by asdfghjkl;l'/.. December 17, 2008

Ben and Jerryland

Ben andJerryland is another name for Vermont.

Sen. Sanders comes from Ben and Jerryland.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019