Mary didn't like school so she poked her eyes out and joined the badger people who live on top of Mt. Uneducated.
by bleeeyuh December 5, 2004
Get the school mug.A place where unappreciated teacher attempt to teach kids something. Most kids think school is 'pointless' well guess what stupid, if you payed attention you'd know why this was useful. Since you hate school so much why don't you spend all day slaving at a job instead?
by Newbia May 5, 2004
Get the school mug.I received a full ride to Harvard through school. or I could be working at McDonald's if it weren't for school.
by didivine July 31, 2009
Get the school mug.A portmanteau word used in local California dialect comprised of sick and cool.
Some common phrase, in which the word is used to prevent colliding syllables, include freaking school, hella school, and fucking school.
Some common phrase, in which the word is used to prevent colliding syllables, include freaking school, hella school, and fucking school.
by Drew465 October 30, 2008
Get the School mug.School is a place to gain life experience, meet different types of people, learn valuable lessons, gain social interaction, and prepare you for the real world. It's also a place where you will find teachers that hate you, bullies, the popular crowd you'd probably give anything to be in if you're not in, and unfairness all around. Homework, projects, tests, and other ways of making you feel like dropping out.
At some point during your schooling career, you'll most likely have to deal with the issue of clothes. Apparently they make a really big difference. If you don't wear name brand (ex. Aeropostale, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister), you'll probably get made fun of. Of course, buying a $50 shirt that probably isn't even of higher quality makes you that much cooler. Rest assured, once you're out of high school, nobody is gonna give a crap what you wear.
And then there are the relationships. School also serves a purpose as a dating hub. A place for people to find matches. To find the kind of love in which they ignore everyone but their significant other when they're around.
Drama is also found in this big zoo. He said she said, relationship drama, rumors, and the classic fight.
This place is a test, just like puberty. The strong ones persevere and make it out. The weak, well, don't make it. After graduation, you'll probably realize how much you'll miss this place, unless you went to a really bad school.
At some point during your schooling career, you'll most likely have to deal with the issue of clothes. Apparently they make a really big difference. If you don't wear name brand (ex. Aeropostale, Abercrombie & Fitch, Hollister), you'll probably get made fun of. Of course, buying a $50 shirt that probably isn't even of higher quality makes you that much cooler. Rest assured, once you're out of high school, nobody is gonna give a crap what you wear.
And then there are the relationships. School also serves a purpose as a dating hub. A place for people to find matches. To find the kind of love in which they ignore everyone but their significant other when they're around.
Drama is also found in this big zoo. He said she said, relationship drama, rumors, and the classic fight.
This place is a test, just like puberty. The strong ones persevere and make it out. The weak, well, don't make it. After graduation, you'll probably realize how much you'll miss this place, unless you went to a really bad school.
Jerry: Mom, I don't wanna go to school today. Don't make me go!
Mom: I'm sorry Jerry, we can't have you kids walking about all day. Off to jail, oh um, I mean school with you.
Mom: I'm sorry Jerry, we can't have you kids walking about all day. Off to jail, oh um, I mean school with you.
by Cranden December 11, 2011
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