Chow Hung invited his girlfriend over for a nice Chinese dinner. Little did the bitch know that she got served salt malt soup.
by LilTwiz December 16, 2006
'Kale Soup Shit' is the expelling of feces in which the meal last eaten contributes significantly to the chemical makeup of the released material.
Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.
Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.
'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.
Kale soup, by definition, includes various textures the human body finds hard to digest.
Rice: Gives the feces a "grabbing" texture, plus more material out.
Chourico: Meaty chunks for weight and water splashing, also adds bright orange color to the feces.
Kale: Often released undigested, mostly for color and decorative purposes.
Grease: Self-explanatory.
'Kale Soup Shit' can be used to describe the passing of any excrement, even when soup is not involved, so long as the evacuation involves splattering and mud.
by Shitbeak July 20, 2010
"Mmmmmm, doesn't this Tomato and Orange soup taste just like Tomato soup except with a hint of orange?"
by Greengrass13 May 25, 2004
Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.
by Wildcard Wednesday March 01, 2019
by Oberober99 May 14, 2021
When someone serves you food that looks like two mailmen jizzed in a bowl that was already full of mayonaise.
"Excuse me, waitress, but I believe I ordered the French Onion, not whatever 'this' is. But it looks like Hot Lieu Soup!"
by Sandwich McFritos June 08, 2022
by Potatoes._.AreGood November 07, 2018