When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023
Get the Neumann Mind-Fuckmug. Only being able to repeat opinions and viewpoints which are fed to someone through television, news or school. Rather than having actual opinions and viewpoints from independent and/or critical thought.
“Is your friend still wearing a mask when going to the shop?” ”Yeah he’s completely matrix minded.”
“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
“It’s not possible debating these people, they are so matrix minded they don’t even understand any viewpoint that hasn’t been on the news positively.”
by Jplz June 16, 2023
Get the Matrix Mindedmug. by scaredrat March 12, 2023
Get the Fast Mindmug. the feeling of delirium; inability to think hard on something without being *blocked* by your brain.
Yo I fapped for 4 hours yesterday night so I'm clouded asf (implicit)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)
by Vinhbui1 May 12, 2018
Get the mind cloudingmug. My teacher who introduced me to witchcraft, new age spirituality, reiki, and occultism did a spiritual journey where we tapped into each other's minds. It was like screen share of the mind.
by BohemianHealing December 11, 2023
Get the Screen Share of The Mindmug. 
Transism Mind is a state of deep awareness and embodiment of life’s transitional phases—astrological, spiritual, or existential. It often happens during major life shifts, intense planetary transits, or when reality feels like it’s dissolving and reforming at the same time.
Change is the only constant in our lives and in the lives of those we love. Sometimes, change is unexpected and delightful. Other times, it unflinchingly casts you outside of everything you once were—physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually.
The swiftest reckoning of safety. The quickest path to a road of dark night after dark night of the soul. “The only way out is through” is of little use without a map or a guide. And yet—no map, guide, or guru knows you better than you do.
Step outside. Connect the most random dots. When I am in my Transism Mind, my major life shifts become a continuous state of exploration and wonder. The last photo I took before the catastrophe? The song that was playing in the background? That’s just the beginning.
Get still. Lose yourself in order to find yourself. Pay attention to the way sunlight feels. When you look at the stars, does a particular constellation or shape feel like home? When everything that was once your everyday familiar can no longer be, reach deeper into the intangible spaces.
Everything means something when you are in a state of Transism Mind. And what a wonderful gift that is. You discover the map. And once you are in the map, you lean into every subtly shifting second of it—no longer asking why.
The swiftest reckoning of safety. The quickest path to a road of dark night after dark night of the soul. “The only way out is through” is of little use without a map or a guide. And yet—no map, guide, or guru knows you better than you do.
Step outside. Connect the most random dots. When I am in my Transism Mind, my major life shifts become a continuous state of exploration and wonder. The last photo I took before the catastrophe? The song that was playing in the background? That’s just the beginning.
Get still. Lose yourself in order to find yourself. Pay attention to the way sunlight feels. When you look at the stars, does a particular constellation or shape feel like home? When everything that was once your everyday familiar can no longer be, reach deeper into the intangible spaces.
Everything means something when you are in a state of Transism Mind. And what a wonderful gift that is. You discover the map. And once you are in the map, you lean into every subtly shifting second of it—no longer asking why.
by A. Callander March 2, 2025
Get the Transism Mindmug.