1. Carlos is mind pissing on Megan when Megan belongs to Dave.
2. Megan is dating Dave but Carlos keeps minding pissing on Megan.
3. If Dave and Megan were going to a party and Dave started talking to another girl when Megan was watching, she would walk over to Dave and mind pies on him in front of said girl.
2. Megan is dating Dave but Carlos keeps minding pissing on Megan.
3. If Dave and Megan were going to a party and Dave started talking to another girl when Megan was watching, she would walk over to Dave and mind pies on him in front of said girl.
by Dave and Megan February 19, 2011

Kick, punch, it's all in the mind!
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find that
The things I'll teach ya are sure to beat ya
Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher!
If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find that
The things I'll teach ya are sure to beat ya
Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher!
by 3l533_l0u October 31, 2019

When one prefers a fictional character model (a character's design) over their emotions and personality.
Star Wars fan 1: I honestly don't get how Boba Fett has a fanbase. He barely did anything in The Empire Strikes Back.
Star Wars fan 2: My guess is that it's a sign of model over mind. He does look pretty cool so maybe people like him just for his look.
Star Wars fan 1: That actually explains a lot.
Star Wars fan 2: My guess is that it's a sign of model over mind. He does look pretty cool so maybe people like him just for his look.
Star Wars fan 1: That actually explains a lot.
by CelticEagle February 15, 2019

For some odd reason I cannot bring my mind to do Mathematics. I’m an INTJ and my mind keeps blowing out those two functions. It’s involuntarily/subconsciously trying to block out the information that I am learning. Very frustrating.
Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?
Jews, you got any help? I’m on ADHD medication and it works only a little It’s almost like I have a mental block. I think I need my Klonopin back?
by Death Menace April 10, 2022

Most fucked up released song when Melly didn't knew what was gonna happen after releasing that song.
"Cuz everytime we wake up in the morning i got murder on my mind, AK-47's, MAC-11's, glocks and nines"
Some true things he did in his lyrics of "Murder on my mind"
Some true things he did in his lyrics of "Murder on my mind"
by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024

When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker September 9, 2023

When two or more individuals thoughts are connected subliminally. Usually enhanced by hallucinogens.
Quis: (tripping out on acid)
Quis: (see's traintracks floating in sky)
Diggs: Train Tracks!
Quis: The fuck, I was just thinking about train tracks.
Diggs: Mind Connect Gang....
Quis: (mind blown)
Quis: (see's traintracks floating in sky)
Diggs: Train Tracks!
Quis: The fuck, I was just thinking about train tracks.
Diggs: Mind Connect Gang....
Quis: (mind blown)
by chicochapa July 30, 2021
