Mike Mike 

That guy that annoys the fuck out of you at the bar. Rabid Patriots fan but has never even been to Boston or any other place close to New England. 105 pounds on a good day and buys his clothes from the kids section at Kohl's. Will likely smoke all your cigarettes.

- "I haven't had a blowjob in months...any ideas?"
- "Call Mike Mike."

Mike Mike by Gay Brad June 17, 2022

mike disease 

The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)

Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe

mike disease by NivekTheWeener June 27, 2022

Mike Shinoda 

Mike Shinoda is a 5'11" sexy hunk of a man in a band called Linkin Park, he is the "glue" of Linkin Park and he was the one who started the band. He is the rapper and piano/guitar player. He sometimes sings and its beautiful. His nice deep voice make we wanna bust a fat nut and his black hair, and beautiful brown eyes than shine. His amazing smile that make's me go crazy. He's so adorable but hot and sexy at the same time. I'd sell all my limbs to meet him. He also had a side project in 2004 called Fort Minor. He's super photogenic and i have 318 photos of him in my phone.

Mike Shinoda :This is 10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name
Me : YES HES SO FINE **dies**

Mike Shinoda by Xx_Vista08_why June 30, 2022

Mike Azulay 

Commonly mistaken for Luke Combs. He uses guns as currency and you can typically find him with a hammer and flannel no matter the setting or season. Famous for climbing Hellbrook Trail and being the first man to be diagnosed with Squiggly Diggly

Jessica: OMG IS THAT LUKE COMBS????

Larry: No, that’s just Mike Azulay. You can tell by the Squiggly Diggly

Mike Azulay by Lukecombslover July 13, 2022

Mike Penis 

mike penis . a word by doja cat the rapper and famous american singer. (read it in freestyle translates to My Penis)

Yo! Mike Penis is broken!

Mike Penis by purraelism July 19, 2022

Mike Kroon Money Shot 

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man who is masturbating unintentionally cums in his own face by accident, such as by sneezing for example, performing a self-inflicted money shot unintentionally. The term originates from episode 121 of the once popular Internet Box Podcast where the titular Mr Kroon divulged his extracurricular misadventures.

I once saw a guy perform the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, how do you wash cum out of hair? Asking for a friend.

Mike Kroon Money Shot by JustForThis July 23, 2022

Mike Kroon Money Shot 

Mike Kroon Money Shot refers to when a man while masturbating accidentally cums on his own face, such as by sneezing or other methods while masturbating, resulting in the responsible party performing an accidental self-inflicted money-shot. The term was originally coined on the once popular Internet Box Podcast episode 121, where the titular Mr. Kroon confessed to performing the act.

I once knew a guy who performed the Mike Kroon Money Shot. Boy was his face red, or should I say white. By the way, anyone know hot to get cum out of someone's hair? Asking for a friend.

Mike Kroon Money Shot by JustForThis July 23, 2022