A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.
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Shoshanna used to be butch but now she's a Chapstick Lesbian - I think she's even wearing concealer!
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Women 1 eat her up and licked her clit, massaged her boobs and made out with her
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After lots of sex women 1 fingered her lots and finished her off by grabbing a new dildo that was exactly 18”
Alison had never seen one so huge before
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She went again the next day
Women 1 eat her up and licked her clit, massaged her boobs and made out with her
Women 2 tongue fucked her, fingered her and dildo fucked her with three different dildos; a dark blue 8”, a pink 12” and finally a purple 15”
After lots of sex women 1 fingered her lots and finished her off by grabbing a new dildo that was exactly 18”
Alison had never seen one so huge before
It was the best lesbian strip club she had ever been to
She went again the next day
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