Any one of those little foofters whose mommies and daddies pay $14,000 a semester so they can attend Lehigh University and clog shut our fucking bars and sushi joints and roads and hospitals and morgues. They run around town with their magic carpets and point their wands at each other, all the while thinking theyre the greatest little magic school around. Little do they know that E.M.F. lurks in the shadows waiting for them to make a mistake and then....... Napalm Slayer Death bursts forth from the hairy sphincter of Satan's Shoeshineboy and covers them in whitehot molten poo. Bunch of fucking herbs.
I quit high school and got a six-figure job, and now make more than most of those Hogwarts kids will. But Mommie and Daddie will just keep sending money forever....
by spanky mackockleberrie October 4, 2010
Get the Hogwarts kid mug.If a man is married with a family, and has a child with another woman while still married. The bastard child is the the "side kid".
by Matt, Jeff, Chad October 5, 2007
Get the side kid mug.1) A kid with down syndrome whos job is to sell pinecones. He offers quality pinecones that are edible for anything.
2) Someone who sells pinecone and retarded.
Also a member of the pinecone clan
2) Someone who sells pinecone and retarded.
Also a member of the pinecone clan
by Jet February 25, 2005
Get the Pinecone Kid mug.Scene Guys:
Short Choppy Hair
Blonde/Black/Red/Etc.
White Belts
Big Buckles
Black Shirts OR Band Tees
Frequently Seen At Shows
Ska Shoes OR Vans
Eyeliner Is Common
Krew Pants OR Girl pants
Piercings. Usually Lip
Likes girls= Half right.
Myspace
LiveJournal
Scene Girls:
Short Choppy Hair OR Long VERY Straight Hair
Black/Blonde/Red/Etc.
Tight Pants
Piercings. Usually Lip
White Belts
Big Buckles
Black Shirts OR Band Tees
Frequently Seen At Shows
Ska Shoes OR Vans
Eyeliner=Life
Myspace
LiveJournal
Short Choppy Hair
Blonde/Black/Red/Etc.
White Belts
Big Buckles
Black Shirts OR Band Tees
Frequently Seen At Shows
Ska Shoes OR Vans
Eyeliner Is Common
Krew Pants OR Girl pants
Piercings. Usually Lip
Likes girls= Half right.
Myspace
LiveJournal
Scene Girls:
Short Choppy Hair OR Long VERY Straight Hair
Black/Blonde/Red/Etc.
Tight Pants
Piercings. Usually Lip
White Belts
Big Buckles
Black Shirts OR Band Tees
Frequently Seen At Shows
Ska Shoes OR Vans
Eyeliner=Life
Myspace
LiveJournal
{Person 1} Is that a SCENE KID?
{Person 2} How many myspace pictures?
{Person 1} Like 16 dude.
{Person 2} Yepp. Angles?
{Person 1} Angles????
{Person 2} Yes. Myspace pictures taken at angles no showing their complete face duhh.
{Person 1} Is that a SCENE KID then?
{Person 2} YESS!
{Person 2} How many myspace pictures?
{Person 1} Like 16 dude.
{Person 2} Yepp. Angles?
{Person 1} Angles????
{Person 2} Yes. Myspace pictures taken at angles no showing their complete face duhh.
{Person 1} Is that a SCENE KID then?
{Person 2} YESS!
by JMarieBz June 1, 2006
Get the Scene Kid mug.1) The fans of emo music (emocore, emotional hardcore), a music genre consisting of hardcore rock with angsty lyrics and a good dose of screaming. The singers/screamers of emo music are typically relatively young guys with feminine voices. Emo bands are also (in stereotype) primarily from New Jersey.
2) The style of clothing stereotypically worn by fans of emo music. This consists of, in general: tight band t-shirts or vintage 80's t-shirts, longer (messy) hair often died black, tight (usual girl's) pants, shoes by Vans or Converse, messenger bags, anything checkered (usually black-and-white or black-and-pink), studded belts, thick-framed glasses, neckties, etc.
(Note: girl emo kids often cut their hair short in the back and angled down in the front, less often died black)
3) The mood that stereotypically displays being an emo kid. They are generally considered the subculture of high-school, and while sometimes referred to as manic depressive or "cutters," are usually quite social. Very romantic, often downtrodden. More realistically, teenagers who listen to heavy music and have no qualms with displaying their emotions. (ie, don't feel the need to prove themselves as "bad-@$$," like many rock fans.)
2) The style of clothing stereotypically worn by fans of emo music. This consists of, in general: tight band t-shirts or vintage 80's t-shirts, longer (messy) hair often died black, tight (usual girl's) pants, shoes by Vans or Converse, messenger bags, anything checkered (usually black-and-white or black-and-pink), studded belts, thick-framed glasses, neckties, etc.
(Note: girl emo kids often cut their hair short in the back and angled down in the front, less often died black)
3) The mood that stereotypically displays being an emo kid. They are generally considered the subculture of high-school, and while sometimes referred to as manic depressive or "cutters," are usually quite social. Very romantic, often downtrodden. More realistically, teenagers who listen to heavy music and have no qualms with displaying their emotions. (ie, don't feel the need to prove themselves as "bad-@$$," like many rock fans.)
Emo kids listen to many of the following bands: Thursday, Death Cab for Cutie, UnderOath, Fallout Boy, Taking Back Sunday, My Chemical Romance, As Cities Burn, etc.
See also: punk, emo
See also: punk, emo
by Latency October 5, 2005
Get the emo kids mug.In a post-modern, 21st century society, young people (though more specifically those entangled in the sheep-like, doppelganger-esque dimension of popular "youth culture") adhere to a supposedly "non-conformist", free thinking and liberated way of life, which often manifests itself - most predictably - through tastes in both music and fashion related arenas.
More recently in the new millennia, "Scene kids" (or "cool kid wastrels" as I like to think of them) exemplify this inherently boring, self-important, sheep-like, doppelganger-esque, stylistic postmodernity that has been rife throughout the long and tediously dull history of the forever vacuous "popular youth culture" virus of modern times. Many suffers will try desperately hard not to conform to any type of social norm, be it grammatically (see ironically friendless bebo network users for vomit stifling examples of //graMM&tical x. n0n conf0rmitty or through their pathological obsession with an emotionally bipolar variation of self pity, self love and unremorseless yammerings about some obscure nu rave German techno they've discovered whilst masturbating ferociously over a old spaghetti stained copy of NME.
The majority of "scene kids" genuinely subscribe to the flawed notion that a) they are infact "cool", unique and/or "non-conformist" in any such a way, and b) that anyone cares about anything they ever like, do or say. No amount of obscure, avantguard pretentiousness or protestation will ever change that fact.
Whilst one would hope that systematic evolution changes these lesser individuals for the better, it is perhaps more likely that the effects of Social Darwinism will be the their eventual downfall.
More recently in the new millennia, "Scene kids" (or "cool kid wastrels" as I like to think of them) exemplify this inherently boring, self-important, sheep-like, doppelganger-esque, stylistic postmodernity that has been rife throughout the long and tediously dull history of the forever vacuous "popular youth culture" virus of modern times. Many suffers will try desperately hard not to conform to any type of social norm, be it grammatically (see ironically friendless bebo network users for vomit stifling examples of //graMM&tical x. n0n conf0rmitty or through their pathological obsession with an emotionally bipolar variation of self pity, self love and unremorseless yammerings about some obscure nu rave German techno they've discovered whilst masturbating ferociously over a old spaghetti stained copy of NME.
The majority of "scene kids" genuinely subscribe to the flawed notion that a) they are infact "cool", unique and/or "non-conformist" in any such a way, and b) that anyone cares about anything they ever like, do or say. No amount of obscure, avantguard pretentiousness or protestation will ever change that fact.
Whilst one would hope that systematic evolution changes these lesser individuals for the better, it is perhaps more likely that the effects of Social Darwinism will be the their eventual downfall.
by Brad.T May 5, 2007
Get the scene kids mug.A stereotype that has only recently entered the lives of modern day teenagers.
(1.) An "Ative Kid's" music interest mostly consists of 80's, late 70's, and early 90's. All that good stuff.
An Ative Kid normally doesn't appreciate the modern day bands, but there are a few exceptions.
(2.) An Ative Kid usually finds a profound meaning in every sentence they hear.
(3.)They also have no problem expressing their feelings, even if they're personal. They'll state what exactly's on their mind.
(4.) Most Ative Kids despise illiteracy.
(5.) Ative Kids meet random black people and make friends with them. Often, if the person they meet is male and they can't pronounce their name, they will call them Mike Jones.
(6.) Ative Kids have wierd screennames.
(7.) An Ative Kid always has some wierd hero.
(8.) An Ative Kid rarely lies. And when they do, it's so they won't get jumped, and it's usually having to do with Roseanne.
(9.) An Ative Kid's wardrobe usually consists of at least one black jacket that they wear a little too much. Usually, they can make something that someone else couldn't look good. Arm/Hand attire is always nice for an Ative Kid, such as mittens, arm warmers, or large bracelets. They wear a lot of things that express their views on things, and wear a lot of white belts.
(10.) An Ative Kid hangs with anyone that they like. Gangsters, skaters, scene kids, emo kids, anyone.
(1.) An "Ative Kid's" music interest mostly consists of 80's, late 70's, and early 90's. All that good stuff.
An Ative Kid normally doesn't appreciate the modern day bands, but there are a few exceptions.
(2.) An Ative Kid usually finds a profound meaning in every sentence they hear.
(3.)They also have no problem expressing their feelings, even if they're personal. They'll state what exactly's on their mind.
(4.) Most Ative Kids despise illiteracy.
(5.) Ative Kids meet random black people and make friends with them. Often, if the person they meet is male and they can't pronounce their name, they will call them Mike Jones.
(6.) Ative Kids have wierd screennames.
(7.) An Ative Kid always has some wierd hero.
(8.) An Ative Kid rarely lies. And when they do, it's so they won't get jumped, and it's usually having to do with Roseanne.
(9.) An Ative Kid's wardrobe usually consists of at least one black jacket that they wear a little too much. Usually, they can make something that someone else couldn't look good. Arm/Hand attire is always nice for an Ative Kid, such as mittens, arm warmers, or large bracelets. They wear a lot of things that express their views on things, and wear a lot of white belts.
(10.) An Ative Kid hangs with anyone that they like. Gangsters, skaters, scene kids, emo kids, anyone.
(1.) The Smashing Pumpkins, Falco, Journey, Rod Stewart, Fleetwood Mac, Nena.
(2.) My History Teacher: They weren't taking pictures, they were taking pictures and leaving.
Ative Kid: That's really depressing.
(3.) Ative Kid: I really need to pee.
Ative Kid: I had a wet dream last night. I thought only boys had those.
(4.) Ative Kid: I don't understand. There was no verb in that statement.
(5.) Ative Kid 1 walks with Ative Kid 2 to a lunch line and sees a black kid at the front. : Hi. Let's be friends.
Black Kid: Uh.
Ative Kid 2: Yay! So, what's your name?
Black Kid: Devonte.
Ative Kid 2: Ooh, that's cool. (whispers to Ative Kid 2) What'd he say?
Ative Kid 1: (also whispers) No idea.
Ative Kid 2: Ooh, so you're Mike Jones. Let's be best friends. (big smile)
(6.) Eskimo Rocket; SDFD STOP; School Meal.
(7.) Steve Martin, or the guy who played Carlton in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
(8.) Ative Kid: We didn't say YOU needed to get your fat sucked out with a bendy straw, Alyssa, we were talking about Roseanne.
(2.) My History Teacher: They weren't taking pictures, they were taking pictures and leaving.
Ative Kid: That's really depressing.
(3.) Ative Kid: I really need to pee.
Ative Kid: I had a wet dream last night. I thought only boys had those.
(4.) Ative Kid: I don't understand. There was no verb in that statement.
(5.) Ative Kid 1 walks with Ative Kid 2 to a lunch line and sees a black kid at the front. : Hi. Let's be friends.
Black Kid: Uh.
Ative Kid 2: Yay! So, what's your name?
Black Kid: Devonte.
Ative Kid 2: Ooh, that's cool. (whispers to Ative Kid 2) What'd he say?
Ative Kid 1: (also whispers) No idea.
Ative Kid 2: Ooh, so you're Mike Jones. Let's be best friends. (big smile)
(6.) Eskimo Rocket; SDFD STOP; School Meal.
(7.) Steve Martin, or the guy who played Carlton in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
(8.) Ative Kid: We didn't say YOU needed to get your fat sucked out with a bendy straw, Alyssa, we were talking about Roseanne.
by width. July 30, 2008
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