kicking a cow to move it

(v.) To take a rash course of action that will not achieve one's goals within the time limit, yet be extremely costly, as with eurocratic ideas. Cows do not move when kicked, but it does hurt one's foot.

The eurocrat was kicking a cow to move it..

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 16, 2004

australian thunder kick

After you shoot your load into a girls mouth, then right before she swallows you kick her in the throat, which will cause her to choke, and she should make thunder noises as she chokes.

Dude I heard this Cady chick tried the Australian thunder kick with her dog, and she liked it

by Fitzie555556 February 12, 2014

Kick dick day

What uneducated bafoons want to participate in because they feel like they are resistant to a punch to the head.

Sommer: Hello Tony did you hear about Kick dick day? It's so fun!
Tony: Yeah it's sick! why would anyone do that? you know that you could permanently damage someone by doing th-
Sommer *Tries to kick dick, but misses and hits balls*
Tony: *beheads her*

by Flappy - Omnipotence awoken October 2, 2020

Kick Some Bumps

To get in you're car and crank you're shit as loud as it goes with the subsbumpin

Dude let's go kick some bumps in the Lambo

by BornOfVengeancE February 28, 2009

Kick a Valdemar day

Every wednesday you have to kick a Valdemar.

Rules:
He can't kick back or defend himself.
You are allowed to kick him.

"I am really looking forward to kick a Valdemar day"
"Yes me too"

by Pølsekarsten69 November 20, 2020

Kick Start Me

A band of the funniest losers you'd meet. Yet, they're also pretty freakin awesome

Dang, Kick Start Me was JUMPY at the talent show!! XD ^_^

by Jonathan Freeloader March 29, 2008