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by Bird<33 August 31, 2021
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"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"
by Ptvdavis September 1, 2020
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Get the Jordan Stievano mug.Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
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