Glasses

some ugly things you put on your eyes to see better

Person 1: dude im blind as shit

Person 2: well use some fucking glasses ya crab apple

by crabapple67 October 26, 2025

Stockton Glass Cleaner

When you are getting head, and before you finish you pull out and nut on her glasses. You then proceed to use your dick as a windshield wiper and smear the cum all over her glasses.

Katie kept her glasses on in bed last night so I gave her the Stockton Glass Cleaner.

by Mega mine 209 October 30, 2025

The 'Glass Mousepad' Fallacy

An informal fallacy in which you lambast or criticize someone for doing something unhealthy when you yourself do comparably unhealthy habits or actions. Essentially, it is hypocrisy specifically in the form of habit.

"Hey Conner, it's ridiculous how you spend hundreds of dollars on glass mousepads. That is such a waste of money, for shame!"
"How utterly preposterous of you to propose, Anthony; In actuality, you are committing the 'glass mousepad' fallacy. Why is it bad when I have unhealthy spending habits when you spend hundreds of dollars on Touhou merchandise? Why don't you practice what you preach!?"

by jacqueley December 11, 2025

Weeding glasses

To see in between my highs.( Like reading between the lines)

I put on my weeding glasses to see in between my highs, man and I saw the weed better too.

by Pockets420 December 24, 2025

Giza glass

Giza Glass is an anomalous form of fulgurite that, when cutting off flesh it does not kill the cut piece. Instead, the main organism can still feel and use it.

you know, my brother cut his head on some Giza glass and got turned into a canyon crown.

by FutureElliotto December 28, 2025

massachusetts sea glass

shattered pieces of tail light from karen reads lexus

every year once the snow melts my lawn is covered with massachusetts sea glass

by auntiedeb December 30, 2025