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Daughter of Morning

Do you Believe in the Daughter of morning
by 459395 April 3, 2022
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morning wood energy

Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.
Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.
by bextra December 15, 2020
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Morning Boffee

Upon waking up and running late you and your significant other have morning sex to wake instead of the usual coffee.
“Hey George, how are you?”
I’m good Bill, had my morning boffee.”
by Urban mythic January 14, 2019
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Squirrel Morning

A morning in which you see more squirrel's than you normally would.
"Oh I didn't realize it was a squirrel morning."
Typically said after seeing three or more squirrels in quick succession before the hour of 11:00 AM.
by Drone24601 August 6, 2022
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Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.
Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!
by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014
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morning bone and stone

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up
by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023
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Say Infinity Stone (Thursday Morning)

A play on the song Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! at the Disco written by Shrek Shady! at the Disco
by Sarah Smiles February 14, 2019
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