up on his jock

When a girl is all over a guy, it can be referred to as " That girl is all up on his jock" Jock meaning "dick"

Jaden: Oh my god logan is so sexy like omfg I was wanna hop on him and fuck

Logan: Bitch I got a girlfriend

Shana: Yea why are you all up on his jock

by TrojanOG November 26, 2013

evening of his life

Someone in old age.

We wouldn't want to see him made redundant in the evening of his life.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

knows his shits

Meaning that someone is very good at what he does, and knows a lot about it (basically the exact thing as "Knows his stuffs)

Random person roasts a feminist with impeccable logic..

You : This guy surely knows his shits!

by Name is Jeff goldblom March 11, 2017

Poop in his mouth

To poop in one's mouth is a Midwest American colloquial expression, meaning:
1. To poke fun at someone, similar to the English expression "taking the piss";
2. To utterly dominate an opponent, in the context of sports or games.

1. It was first and goal and I was sure Team A was going to score a touchdown, but Team B's defense decided to rush the QB and poop in his mouth, they stopped him no problem.

2. Look at that guy with the mullet over there. I dare you to poop in his mouth.

by smerdjik June 1, 2018

waxing his gofer

To "Wack off", as some ass holes call it... To some kind of mexican dance video.

Qutions Mom cought him waxing his gofer to a Jenafer Lopezz video.

by Jonson boyiee September 16, 2008

flippin his nuts

exaggeratedly bitching about shit that isn't that big a deal

-Leave your brother and his friends alone.
-C'mon Mom, my brother's just flippin his nuts.

by Squeaks M January 11, 2008

Lying to his phone

A situation in which someone is pretending to be on the phone for the purpose of trying to look like they talk to people other than their mother or because they want to avoid having to talk to people they recognise in the surrounding area. Near enough always done by males, who want others to believe they're desired by many ladies when in fact they would probably die if a pretty girl approached them.

David: Kyle's over there, shout him and ask him if he has done the homework set by Rogers

Pete: Nah man he's on his phone to one of his people, might be a girl

David: Dude, he got rejected by the ugliest girl in school and everyone despises his snitching ass, he's clearly lying to his phone.

by damos92 April 20, 2011