Laptop Gamer

Dude who has either bigger balls then jupiter or cant afford and pc

"Hey dude i heard he/she is an laptop gamer"

by V1ince cuh fan 69 June 5, 2022

Poor Gamer Syndrome

Being too poor to to buy the games you desire.

"i just had a dream of Poor Gamer Syndrome"

by _Gamer_Moment_ April 22, 2020

Gamer

A person that is not able of performing any other tasks apart from performing best at videoganes

Hey, have you met Andrew?
Yeah, we talked a bit. He said his favorite song is the Call of Duty Ww2 menu soundtrack.

Well he sure is a gamer...

by Micutz September 23, 2020

Gamer Taboos

Gamer Taboos are the backbone of the average gamer's life. If but one of these are broken, the gamer will never live up to his previous peak again. The Gamer Taboos are as follows:
1. Gamers may not speak to women
2. Gamers must avoid basic hygiene at all costs
3. Gamers may not traverse within 50 ft (~15 meters) of grass, unless financially necessary (Family related instances are not allowed, unless you are Vin Diesel in the flesh.)
4. Gamers must go to sleep at a time past midnight
5. Don't use Reddit (Use of Reddit for valuable information is allowed.)

Gamer 1 - "Ayo, brb. I'm finna take a shower."
Gamer 2 - "Nah bro, don't do it; that's one of the Gamer Taboos."
Person 1 (Formerly Gamer 1) - "Hell naw, that's gross as hell." *leaves*
Gamer 2 - "smh my head."

by Fillapulated July 21, 2021

Professional Gamer

Kevin Nam

- Do you know any professional gamers?

- Yes! Yes I do, his name is Kevin Nam he lives down the hall.
-Oh, that is interesting, what can you tell me about him?
-Asian...
-Oh!!! That explains everything :)

by BodaciousSpaciousEugene July 15, 2016

gamer

An oppressed group in society. Who play games likeFortnite.

gamers rise up

by andrewLMAO January 11, 2019

Gameritis

When you confuse the controls from one game/console for another's.

I keep pressing b instead of a because of my gameritis from playing switch

by cannabis jones July 10, 2022