Gamer Disease

Symptoms:

rarely going outside,

only leaving your bedroom for food or drinks

and gains mass amounts of rage over petty things such as not getting all the big coins in mario.

" You need t go outside and socialize with people face to face or you will get gamer disease"

by 1ykos June 27, 2020

Gamer

tykke fede gamer tabere der bor i deres mors kælder og har intet liv fordi de er kæmpe virgins.

Cc: Har nogle sinde set en rigtig kvinde.
Gamer: Nej jeg kan godt lide at være en kæmpe fed taber nørde virgin.

by Antondenfede March 17, 2022

Gamer Time

A period of time during which it is inadvisable to attempt to contact the male participating in ‘gamer time’ as he is masturbating. In short ‘gamer time’ is a euphemism for masturbation.

Male: *to the boys* imma turn my mic off for a bit for some gamer time

The boys: ok bro, in a bit

by Bose May 26, 2020

Comically random gamer

That’s my steam name.
Yeah that’s it
Also people call me comically

Dude: hey comically random gamer fuck you
Me: *uno reverse card*

by The comically random gamer June 4, 2023

Skye gamer

A kid who wants to begin life but comes out like a deformed roadman

Skye gamer over here

by Dick power February 9, 2018

Epic Gamer Moment

A psychotic and often retarded act, that has been done in a way that video gamers—who are often psychotic, due to prolonged internet culture exposure—tend to goon and praise as good and based, when in reality, it’s morally questionable, and oftentimes abhorrent to those who have a functioning frontal lobe.

Historian: “Ho Chi Minh killed thousands of actually innocent people, due to an edict he made during the war...”

Terminally online HOI4 player: “Well, that was certainly an epic gamer moment from Vietnam.”

Historian: “He later made a public apology, idiot.”

by luigimario1997 June 13, 2024

Gamer stank

When a gamer is covered in cheeto dust and dorito crumbs and hasn't taken a shower in weeks

My mans has gamer stank

by Stinky_monkie.mp4 May 15, 2020