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fat joe

one metric ton of useless fat.
fat joe is horrible, but you should go to www.realmusiccrusaders.com - fighting to save music from sellout corporate record labels.
by aaron and pat April 16, 2005
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Fat Bottomed Girls

According to Freddy Mercury of the famous rock band Queen, they make the rocking world go round.
Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round
by Andrew E B October 12, 2009
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Fat Time

A time period of boredom in between two planned activities when one has nothing to do and compensates by eating, even if not hungry.
In between her classes in the morning and dance lesson at night, Sally had so much Fat Time that she didn't know what to do with herself.

Sally: "Am I eating because I'm BORED? I need to find something to do so I don't have so much Fat Time!"
by Ristay November 26, 2007
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Fat Chick Aggression

In the annuals of recorded history known as the Facebook news-feed one will typically notice several girls on you friend list using the "status update" feature to bitch about their lives. All women tend to complain, but in a case of specific fat chick aggression syndrome the complaints will have a typically "sharp edge", and will go beyond any of the normal bounds of conversation. For example, a normal case of female bullshit could involve a young gentleman or a failed exam, but unique to fat chick aggression is the consistent update of mental, social, and physical failure along with an implicit request for support. True sufferers should fire off one of these posts at least twice weekly.
These are examples of Facebook status updates where the term "Fat Chick Aggression" could be a good descriptor.

Amanda : My friend said that if your going to jump off a bridge set yourself on fire so we can all see it. I'm jumping off my bridge.

Shiloh : My dad once told me I failed to live up to his expectations.

Amber : My parents called me today. I don't think they understand ....

Kate : I can't believe how shitty life is. I just watched "The View", and there was someone on there basically saying that people with manic depression should just "suck it up". After watching the other lady on there I think I'm bipolar too. That guy was such a jerk!!!
by Darker June 9, 2011
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fat simon

Someone who is fat beyond belief. Usually have no manners, rate their burps and eat with their mouths open
God he is a right fat simon!
by carl sancto February 9, 2008
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Fat Lazy

This is when a person is not fat, but acts as lazy as a fat person would.
LOL, look at that man. He is such a fat lazy person.

LOL, that person needs two people to help him get up. He is so fat lazy.
by Cschermes May 13, 2009
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Fat hog

Pronounced fat hog
Noun
Definition: A mans dick is so huge it resembles a fat hog when erect
My dick is so big it looks like a fat hog . Your dick is too small to be a fat hogs

“Becky unzipped johns pants to find he had a fat hog of a penis. So fat that it couldn’t fit inside her”

“John only wears jeans because he has a fat hog that can’t be controlled by his shorts”
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