Motorboat Steam Engine

This is an action in which you inhale smoke from a cigarette, then you put your lips on a girls anus and exhale the smoke

Wanna try the Motorboat Steam Engine tonight?

by AlphaSigmaMale4000_ March 17, 2025

Four Stroke Engine

When a dude is four inches in you, and you are four inches in a dude so no matter what direction you move, somethings going some where

"Yo dude, do you wanna join in my four stroke engine?"

by JimBobBrowning June 13, 2025

F-16 Engineer

Aeronautical Engineer with extensive technical knowledge of the F-16 aircraft and commitment to work days without sleep, with high doses of coffee.

Excuse me, I am an F-16 Engineer and I think I know how to fix this.

by Martin the Jackal July 27, 2025

Green Dudes from Mortal Engines

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).

Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.

by A. Miller September 25, 2025

Petting the Engine

When a foamer falls in love with a steam engine and pets it erotically while the engineer watches in fear.

Please Johnny, stop petting the engine.

by firehawkwu6 December 5, 2025

Jaimon's Engine Eggs

-When someone (if you know you know) cooks eggs at the campsite and finger bangs them with his mechanic oil stained fingers instead of using a spatula.

"Her food preparation skills scare me so much I would rather eat Jaimon's Engine Eggs instead"

by slaytotheslayslay December 10, 2025

Unity 3D engine

A "godsend" that gives you the "PlayStation 2 development kit" onto your hands to enable you developing your own 3D games

Using the Unity 3D engine, I was able to whip up a playable prototype of my indie game in just a few weeks. It's a real game-changer!

by Emotional Cruiser January 9, 2026