angle of depression 

The degree of how one is depressed. High angle of depression means you are really depressed. Low angle means you are really happy.

Keir: How's it going Yvonne? .... You don't look so good...
Yvonne: Ya, I'm so depressed!
Keir: What's your angle of depression man?
Yvonne: Fucking high man.... fucking high.

angle of depression by Lifelist April 4, 2009

post post depression 

The anticipation and excitement of seeing somebody has responded to a post you birthed on social media, but after reading their response you are left sad and empty.

Honey what's wrong with you today, you seem out of it??

I'm sorry, I left a witty political post on the knitting forum and one lady called me a trumptard. Loretta says I have Post Post Depression and the only known cure is logging off cries...

post post depression by theway146 September 8, 2018

February 16th 2019 depression 

The depression that more than 700 people had after meeting Noah Schnapp on February 16th of 2019. This depression causes tears and makes you want to go back to that day. People suffering from it call this day "the best day of their life" and call Noah Schnapp "the loml". Some (me) even may say that going to that event is "the best thing they've ever done", in reference to Mike Wheeler in Stranger Things.

I miss Noah and my friends so much i can't stop crying, i'm in my February 16th 2019 depression.

February 16th 2019 depression by lululuvnunu February 22, 2019

best cure for depression 

sex

girl: omgomg im so depressed i wanna kill myself

dude: best cure for depression is sex so sex me

best cure for depression by ur big brain dad September 27, 2020

triangles are a common cause of depression 

Truth

Person 1: Did you know that triangles are a common cause of depression?
Person 2: no, I didint
Person 1:that is because it is not true

triangles are a common cause of depression by ' March 19, 2022

i'm decreased 

a stupid phrase people use instead of saying "I'm deceased", Meaning I'm dead or "lol".
Its stupid af don't use it.

Alex: "Yo Mrs.Lewis's car was graffitied "
Kyra: "I'm decreased"

i'm decreased by pcepshomie January 7, 2017

seasonal depression 

When you have finished watching the last available season of your favorite binge-watch.

I just got done watching Season 3 of OITNB and am suffering from seasonal depression.

seasonal depression by aim.e.done July 2, 2015