A father who decides to not work outside the home because his wife makes more money. He is responsible for cleaning, food preparation, transportation of the kids to school and soccer. He is also responsible for everything outside the house as well as inside. Essentially he has to do everything while his wife can sit at a computer and not go bat shit crazy from being stuck in the house all day. He has also memorized all the songs of Dora, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and Little Einsteins. When asked to be a man he is lost because he forgot how.
Wife: I wish I could stay home all day.
Husband: I work hard here. Would you want to read to the kids before bedtime?
Wife: No, this is my time and I am going to watch Vampire Diaries. You wanted to be the Stay at Home Dad, thanks . . .
Husband: I work hard here. Would you want to read to the kids before bedtime?
Wife: No, this is my time and I am going to watch Vampire Diaries. You wanted to be the Stay at Home Dad, thanks . . .
by PB8 February 02, 2012
has a child - doesn't visit the child, doesn't pay any child support, yet makes a million unkept promises.
a dead beat dad is the guy who works security at a trashy strip club, leaves his too classy highly paid intelligent loving wife and young child for the fugly red head stripper who overdosed on the collagen, then doesn't bother to see his daughter and quits his job soon after to live off the stripper so he doesn't have to pay child support.
by sla2tru January 29, 2011
The hottest/sexiest thing you will ever see in your god damn life!! You just wanna put your face in it all day long with that yummy salty sweat dripping them.
by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 17, 2018
Dad 1: "My kid is the fucking shit at sports; yeah Jimmy, break his fucking neck!"
Dad 2: "What the hell? They're playing basketball, and our kids are on the same team. Not to mention they are 10."
Dad 1: "stfu my boy pwns. He could kick your ass"
Dad 2: " You're a fucking Balloon Boy Dad aren't you?"
Dad 2: "What the hell? They're playing basketball, and our kids are on the same team. Not to mention they are 10."
Dad 1: "stfu my boy pwns. He could kick your ass"
Dad 2: " You're a fucking Balloon Boy Dad aren't you?"
by mrjubjub April 21, 2010
A bum bitch dad s a man who wants all the benefits of saying he is a dad without actually being a dad. It’s a dad who signs his child up for sports but never shows up for games and refuses to take them to practice. A bum bitch dad lays around and wants everyone else to do everything for him.
You are a bum bitch dad!
by Tired of bum bitch dads December 28, 2017
Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.
"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"
Talk to your real/fake uncle
"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"
Talk to your real/fake uncle
"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"
by you gonna get raped May 27, 2009
by eek dad run February 09, 2009