Mental Ding-Dong-Ditch

When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name

Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched

by Phlip_side September 12, 2018

Don’t go slopping off your ding dong

Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.

Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”

by Lizzy Bet August 07, 2023

batment ding-dong

just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong

Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha

by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022

Alpha Dong

The biggest dong out of the group of dongs

Riley Deihl has the alpha dong

by SomeViagra March 20, 2019

lady dong

A strapon dildo that a woman wears around or a transsexual's penis may be referred to as a lady dong.

Sharon came to the party wearing her lady dong on the outside of her pants.

by RonJoe February 26, 2014

Shay Dong

A penis that is off centre to the crotch. Similar to the boiler of a Shay locomotive

Yo this dude has a fuckin Shay Dong, bro

by Komiwastaken February 20, 2021

dong dicking

When you duct tape a hotdog to your dick then shove it up a girls ass

Damn that was some good dong dicking.

by gothman420 August 16, 2017