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domestic blindness

a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them
if you were surveying the contents of the fridge ... looking for the mustard etc ... and you say to your partner ... where's the mustard and they say "right in fricken front of you" ... you still say you can't see it ... they come up and point it out to you ... and its label facing front - right at your eye level etc and you go ... oh yeah ... so it is ;-| ... that's grounds for a domestic blindness diagnosis!
by b1 May 28, 2006
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domegasm

when a person is headshotted in an fps shooter game by you then you just gave them a domegasm, started by counter-strike players
BOOM gave yo ass a domegasm!!
by Cory Falls ova May 15, 2009
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Domestic Textorrism

When you terrorize an individual via texting them relentlessly, especially after they've asked you not to.

Like the old Pat Benatar song, "Stop Using Texts As A Weapon!" ... only you don't because you're just getting started.
Domestic Textorrism as it's finest:

Bob: 12:00 "I'M DONE! DON'T EVER TEXT ME AGAIN!"
Tammy: 12:01 "Text."
Tammy: 12:02 "Text."
Tammy: 12:03 "Text."
Bob: 12:04 "I Will Shoot Myself In The Phone If You Text Me Again I Swear To Gawd! Now Stop Texting Me!"
Tammy: 12:05 "Text."
by Tam I am July 22, 2011
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do me a nice

When one ask another for a favor.
"Yo do me a nice and spot me a dollar?"

"Yea I got you"

"Thanks, fam."
by Rm. 211 Chancy October 21, 2014
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imma do me for a while.

Hoe language for saying she's done being a hoe for about a week or two.
Girl 1: imma do me for a while.
Girl 2: how long before you suck dick.
by real.niggas. 21 April 2, 2015
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Domestic Partnership

A relationship where the people involved are kind and loving towards each-other.
by Natalllaaayyy March 20, 2011
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DOMed

To post consecutively in one thread, and to make a shitty post.

People who are DOMed usually have cow avatars.

To quote yourself on an internet message board continually, like trying to see the reflection of your reflection of your reflection in the mirror; also the zenith of narcisissm, see also shithead
"That guy DOMed himself by posting back to back in a thread, I will he would get cataracts and die."
by speakykittie March 31, 2005
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