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jack cunt

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
by d1zk0 July 15, 2016
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bumper cunting

Lots of aggressive sizzering that leads to vaginal brushing and bleading.
Mom. I'm going out for a night of bumper cunting. I will be back later with minor bruising. "MOM" WHAT!!!
by marshn115 May 11, 2015
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Cunt Scraper

I've gotta go to see my cunt scraper, my cunt is a bit yeasty.

Wouldn't mind a good cunt scrape, my cunt is very cottage cheesy.
by Andrew Shillington October 21, 2010
mugGet the Cunt Scrapermug.

Cunt Simple

To be completely oblivious to one's self worth, being complete slave to the cunt, taking it dry,the owner of the cunt(who controls the life of the poor cunt simple bastard)controls everything the dumbass does. Very common in South Western Canada, particular anywhere pussy lives.
Daryl is the most cunt simple mother fucker I've ever seen, his balls shrivelled up and his dick's now a mangina.
by Pure Evil July 5, 2008
mugGet the Cunt Simplemug.

cunt clown

Noun: A guy who becomes completely uncollected, unrecognizable to his friends and just plain dopey while in the presence of mind numbingly beautiful girls.
Verb: (Cunt Clowning) The afore mentioned guy in the process of making a total ass of himself as engaged in the futile pursuit of a girl so amazing it hurts to look at her. Usually while simultaneously ignoring his friends.
1. Freddy is such a ridiculous cunt clown when he goes clubbing! Last time we were here he got shut down every time; those broads were way out of his league.
2. (a) Where did that asshole Freddy go, he's
sponsoring this fucking round!
(b) See that goddess at the end of the bar?
(a) Yeah?
(b) He's over there cunt clowning again. Yep,
he fancies himself quite a swordsman.
(a) God, what an asshole.
by Jesus Tap Dancin' Christ June 29, 2010
mugGet the cunt clownmug.

cunt litter

Any crumbs, dry skin or tissue trapped in a woman's pubic hair.
On closer inspection, I could not believe the amount of cunt litterthat Mandy had.
by Bigormers September 19, 2015
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nae cunt

‘Nae cunt like ye fuckin fat egg mate
by Barry is a nonce October 20, 2017
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