county baby

Having a birthday falling on either the 1st or 15th of the month which is when most counties cut their wellfare checks.

Mike's birthday is on the 15th. He is a county baby.

by karaoke008 May 1, 2008

Countryballs

countryballs are spheres with a country's flag a common name for Countryballs is Polandball they exist to be simple and to be stereotypes

americaball: gib oils
middle eastern countryballs: no
americaball: *sends out 5 nukes*

by helloboymandude January 17, 2020

Morrow County

A rural county in central Ohio.

Where the water tastes like eggs, and if your basement floods you can go "muddin" in it.

Filled with madddd Jamie Lynn Spears wannabe's (except hit as fuck, and way more likely to be a pregnancy predator

When Bob's cattle get out, everyone knows who they belong to and helps put them back

You get pulled over and everyone in town asks you about it the next day because they heard it all on their police scanner...

despite everything, not nearly as bad as Galion or Crestline

I grew up in Morrow County and i kant spall kollage....but it's okay because my mom taught me how to be a pregnancy predator so I'm all set :)

by IUUUUUU November 1, 2009

CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)

A condition brought about by the chafing of male parts on underclothing, such as compression shorts or underpants, which usually occurs during long runs. It is characterized by:

- Rubbed-raw feeling

- Small amounts of blood

- Intense Discomfort of the dick

- Burning/Itching of the dick

Robert: Hey Josh, how are you feeling after that 1&1/2 mile warmup, all-out mile and 1&1/2 mile cooldown?

Josh: Awww man my dick is on fire, I think all the running got CCDCC (Cross Country Dick Chafing Condition)!

McCottonatle: Me too! Awww man its like my dick's in an oven with porcupines!

by HL_Sportaliogist_Man August 15, 2010

pg county

Abbreviation for Prince Georges County, Maryland which is the richest black county in the country. The population is mainly black, but there are "white communities" like Bowie, the largest city in the county. It has bad crime in certain areas bordering Southeast DC, but, contrary to popular belief, it is not entirley a slum. Bowie, the largest city, doesnt even have a police force. Bad public schools are a trademark.

She is from PG county.

by Anonymous 5 September 30, 2005

counter uav

Killstreak included in the popular video-game 'Call of duty'.
Once activated, knocks out all enemy radar for 30secs.

Despite being considered a 'waste of a killstreak', counter uav is perhaps one of the most potent on offer. Benefitting not only yourself, but your whole team too.

Often used by teamplayers, despised by noobs can help weaker teams to victory. Leaves radar-dependant enemies blind and disorientated.

Me- "Anyone got uav or counter uav? Thats what I'm rockin, I play for the good of the team."

13yr old teammate- "Screw you noob, I'm goin for my tenth nuke ftw"

Me- *quits game*

by Sir William Pinch October 30, 2011

country club

A country club is a slang term for a federal prison that those convicted of "white-collar crimes often serve their sentences. These types of federal prisons are different in many ways than typical jails and/or prisons in that they can have many amenities such as those of country clubs and other exclusive environments. Most inmates are very wealthy and are usually prominent businessmen/corporate executives, stock traders/investors, or tycoons who have been convicted of such felonies as insider trading, embezzlement, money laundering, and/or other "big business" crimes. Politicians convicted of non-violent felonies while in public office, usually serve time (if sentenced to prison ) in "country clubs, also.

The CEO of a large national savings and loan institution has recently been convicted of embezzlement and securities fraud involving $120 million. He and two other executives were involved in the scandal. It looks like they will be doing some time at the country club for a while.

by Bill Mustang Lover January 3, 2017