Day Hooker Cooter

when you’ve been working outside all day and haven’t showered so your cooter smells like 4 skunks got in a fight over the last anchovy and they all lost, but you’re desperate for some dome.

Bill, come over and getchu some of this here day hooker cooter

by Jethro bo dean August 31, 2023

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hotter than satans cooter

when it’s hot somewhere

omg it’s hotter than satans cooter in here

by anonymous September 23, 2023

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If you enjoy ass play but still want to bang your lady at the same time, Tooter in the cooter is the perfect mash-up. This eccentric act is complex to perform, but exciting and rewarding when done right. A large dildo is inserted into the mans ass with little to no lube (depth will vary on the amount of anal meat he wants to present) and then aggressively rips it out of his ass. This will cause anal prolaspe, or pink socking for the non-nedical types.

The man then pushes his ass meat into the pussy like it was his dick and bangs away. As an added twist he can jerk off at the same time which heightens the experience for both partners.

At the Pruden poker party Will brought up the new sex position he had tried a couple of weeks ago with the crackwhore down the street. Immediately after Bryan and Amy felt inspired to try the tooter in the cooter.

by Go Balls Deep1 December 2, 2023

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