Person who's very existence is to correct spelling and grammar of others on internet. Most commonly found in coffee shops telling other patrons how they are Vegan and or gluten intolerant.
by DanOgram June 12, 2018
Get the Coffee Nazi mug.One who frequents coffee outlets for pleasure and who complains about the VAT hike but didn't complain before when the coffee outlet didn't pass it on and has passed on the HIKE now. A coffee shop owner also falls under this term because they are crying in the national media about vat hike.
Look at that CoffeeWanker going in for coffee in a shop that hiked the price but they complained about it.
by JImmyIreland January 3, 2019
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"Yo I don't drink coffee, but I'll definitely have some if its poured, by those ebony honies over there! It'll definitely keep me woke & ready all damn night!"
by atm TJ July 30, 2019
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Get the coffee makes me poop mug."for-coffee", is a pefect replacement fot fuck off, just say it quickly and it can be a quite harmless way of telling someone to fuck off. and if you use it wisely it can be very effective. e.g.:
by jack senior (take that thornley) September 11, 2005
Get the for-coffee mug.Any larger varieties of dual-cab pickup trucks, SUVs or RVs that are filled to capacity with Senior Citizens (age 55+). Mobile Coffins are generally hazardous to the public as they are usually unaware of their vehicle's speed (driving well below the speed limit), waning attention to detail (driving through a red light or stopping at a green light), and poor judgment of distance vs time (pulling out in front of you). Mobile Coffins may also cause more casualties than who is currently occupying the vehicle. This is mostly due to the age of the driver who is currently manning the helm.
Did you see that Mobile Coffin blow through that red light? Yeah, he almost clipped that guys rear end.
Boss: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."
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Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."
by DefMasterG March 2, 2010
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The Brazilian coffee filter. It's where the guy spunks on the the girls hair. The girl then let's the spunk drip through on to her breasts and drinks it.
by Scholeyjoe December 6, 2013
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