Carnospheraphobia

Carnospheraphobia
noun | car-no-sphere-uh-foh-bee-uh

The irrational fear of spherical meat objects, especially meatballs. Victims may experience anxiety at the sight of spaghetti and meatballs, panic in the frozen foods aisle, or distress during family dinners involving Swedish meatballs.

"Dude, I had to leave the party. They brought out a giant plate of meatballs and my carnospheraphobia kicked in hard."

by Carnospheraphobia April 22, 2025

Carlisle Cheese Grater

A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.

Yo dude me Tom, Mike, and Garrett pulled a Carlisle Cheese Grater on the town bop last night.

by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025

Cardoso

A contemptuous term for a person with disabilities

"Look at that cardoso in his wheelchair!"

by Alex2213 November 7, 2025

Calosexual

A person whose sexual or romantic attraction is primarily driven by perceived beauty, regardless of gender or identity.

Beauty can be physical, expressive, aesthetic, or simply “something” that triggers attraction for them.

“I don’t really have a type or a preferred gender — if someone is beautiful to me, I’m attracted. I’m probably calosexual.”

by Plutonio January 18, 2026

Brian Carlson

The act of being self deceived; thinking one is "pro" at life.

So what's Thomas been up to lately?

Oh he's been playing a lot of Halo 5 lately, he thinks he all Brian Carlson now.

by Thomas Brooke June 27, 2009

Keanna Carlson

HUGE SLUT. So basically if you want some action, call her up.

Boy 1: I feel like getting laid tonight.

Boy 2: Call up Keanna Carlson, she'll do anything.

Keanna: Mmmmmbaby. ;)

by Yahtrickkk. November 21, 2010

a carlson

Someone who dates another person and just treats them like nothing. They talk and date other guys at the same time and try to hide it ; a hoe

That girl sitter over there is such a Carlson, I can't stand her

by Fwar December 26, 2015