Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you?
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe.
Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2022
Get the unauthorised credit card swipe mug.1: Dude, you saw that awesome ninja skin in Fortnite?
2: Yeah, I wanted to buy it but my mum took my v-card privileges!
2: Yeah, I wanted to buy it but my mum took my v-card privileges!
by h person May 25, 2020
Get the V-Card mug.One may choose to ‘play the birthday card’ within the 24 hour window known as their ‘birthday’ in order to guilt trip somebody into agreeing to their mediocre plans...
Dana: Dude I’m not just gonna come suck your dick at your dirty ass apartment then drive you 2 hours so you can hang out w/ your parents who you pretty much still live with anyways...
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
Russ: Gee that’s funny cause according to this calendar it’s MY BIRTHDAY.
Dana: Fuck, you’re playin the birthday card? Aight fair enough gahaaahhaahaha
Russ: Byawwwwww
by Rusty Spoons July 5, 2019
Get the The Birthday Card mug.A tangible or in tangible card given to the DJ, music officer or person controlling the music at a given soirée that forces them to immediately play a Pitbull song. This can be an effective way to liven up a boring wedding, make a house party seem like a Miami club or to ruin friendships.
Person 1: " Did Pitbull just start playing? Really, at this wedding"?
Person 2: "yeah, I think it did. Someone must have played a Pitbull Card."
"Man, no one is dancing or having any fun out there."
" Hmmm... I know what will fix this." (Plays Pitbull card)
Person 2: "yeah, I think it did. Someone must have played a Pitbull Card."
"Man, no one is dancing or having any fun out there."
" Hmmm... I know what will fix this." (Plays Pitbull card)
by Mountainish man August 5, 2016
Get the Pitbull card mug.Basically, it consists of a clear rubber hose long enough to fit in a car gas tank & a container (gummint approved or not) to hold the gasoline. Hose needs to be clear so you can see when the gas starts flowing and thereby avoid swallowing too much gas.
Junior, go an' fetch us our WV credit card so's we can git our petrol from brother Cletus's 1977 Nova. Hell, he don't need all 8 gallons fer hisself!
by jlujan69 April 15, 2020
Get the wv credit card mug.The Hog Rider is a Rare card that is unlocked from the Builder's Workshop (Arena 5). It spawns a fast, single-target, building-targeting, melee, ground troop with high hitpoints and high damage. He is able to jump over the river. He appears as a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy.
by Saulman500 December 26, 2023
Get the The Hog rider is a card unlocked from the spell valley (arena 5) mug.An individual's personal entitlement, however idealistic it may be, to negate another person's statement, thought, or action which the entitled individual disagrees with with or simply wants to refuse. It is leveraged in much the same way as the "nope" card in the card game Exploding Kittens, albeit figuratively.
"Jeffrey, I really care for you. But this isn't working. I want to break up with you."
"Nope."
"What?"
"Nope"
"I don't understand. What do you mean nope?"
"I'm playing my nope card. So you can't break up with me."
"Oh. Okay."
"Wanna go out for drinks tonight?"
"Sure, I guess."
"Nope."
"What?"
"Nope"
"I don't understand. What do you mean nope?"
"I'm playing my nope card. So you can't break up with me."
"Oh. Okay."
"Wanna go out for drinks tonight?"
"Sure, I guess."
by The Original HR Director May 31, 2019
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