Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.

Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"

by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021

Humpty Bumps

A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes

“Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday”

by TallulahTabasco132 February 4, 2022

trump bump

enough cocaine to make you a stupid-ass motherfucker to make deplorable decision like shutting down a government for a stupid immigration wall

how much you want, son?

I want a trump bump! Annihilate my brain; I wanna be a pineapple!

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 8, 2019

Bumps on a Log

It's that thing when one gay guy puts his testicles on another gay guys' penis. (From Saturday Night Live)

Gay guy: "hey you want to have relations?"
Other gay guy: "only if you do Bumps on a Log..."

by Blazed_Dorito April 12, 2019

bump

To put drugs (like meth) in your vein using a syringe.

This shit, is wearing off I could use a bump.

by i riot November 1, 2014

mad bumps

songs that are required with a great and loud sounding bass. (Mostly rap)

Break up - Mario ft. Gucci Mane is a song that would fit into the category of mad bumps

by DDP3 August 6, 2009

brawl bump

The extraordinary amd unusual bump situated on the back of Mandem's enormous head.

Only dumb people have a brawl bump !

by pluhhh69 January 8, 2021