kneading bread

When a person squeezes and massages breasts in a kneading bread type of movement.

I was kneading bread so hard it was ready to bake.

by Polina Dolta January 10, 2014

Bread Sandwich

Anything (usually sexual) implying three white objects close together. For example, if two Caucasian males were to spit roast a Caucasian female it would be described as a bread sandwich

Baz: did you hear about Andy, Keiran and Jayne?

Samuel: No..
Jack: what happened?

Louis: I heard, they got wasted and made a total bread sandwich

by spit-roast May 10, 2014

baked bread

Farting in a partner's vagina until she develops a yeast infection.

Jon really gave me a mean baked bread last night. It's like a loaf in there!

by BreadBakerNate December 1, 2014

gig bread

Money made from working.

Im making dat gig bread till 9. I'll call you when I get off

by buddabudda___ December 29, 2014

bread bitchin

To bitch about not having any Bread

"where's all the bread at yo!"
"quit your bread Bitchin! It's in the pantry."

by Charlidavidson January 22, 2015

bread cob

A colloquial term for a bread roll, used commonly in the East Midlands region of England.

Make me a bread cob. With strawberry jam. If you give me raspberry jam, I'll hang you from a tree by your intestines, sandwich slave.

by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

Wiener Bread

When a man has sex with a woman that has a yeast infection.

I had sex with my girlfriend that had a yeast infection and now I have the Wiener bread.

by Úlfgangur the Salty August 21, 2014