The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.
"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"
by sigma_man January 18, 2024

jizz, ejaculate, spooge, cum, to blow one's load, get rid of the baby batter,or otherwise squirt seminal fluid from the penis.
by mysticalbaby June 27, 2014

Females or Males who seek dirt on someone and blast it all over media sites and publicity as well as well anyone.
Person 1: Gets on facebook snoops around at someone's facebook
Person 2: What you doing?
Person 1: Oh just found out so and so is a nasty slut!
Person 1: Posts status about how much of a piece of shit that person is and makes up a few more things just to top it off.
Person 2: Thinks ( what a blasting whore OMG!)
Person 2: What you doing?
Person 1: Oh just found out so and so is a nasty slut!
Person 1: Posts status about how much of a piece of shit that person is and makes up a few more things just to top it off.
Person 2: Thinks ( what a blasting whore OMG!)
by blast whore January 19, 2015

A way for someone to ask someone to wear a mask before engaging in intercourse in the time of a pandemic.
by Tuguit September 24, 2020

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
by death180 September 8, 2015

I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.
by Pooper holes July 13, 2016

The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.
I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....
I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
