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sigma blast

The act of fingering but in a much more aggressive and powering way. The person being blasted is in more pain than pleasure.
"Why is Sara not at school today", "Oh yeah after the game I sigma blasted her while her mom railed her dad with a strap-on"
by sigma_man January 18, 2024
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pearl blast

jizz, ejaculate, spooge, cum, to blow one's load, get rid of the baby batter,or otherwise squirt seminal fluid from the penis.
I pearl blasted all over her face and in her hair!
by mysticalbaby June 27, 2014
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Blasting Whore

Females or Males who seek dirt on someone and blast it all over media sites and publicity as well as well anyone.
Person 1: Gets on facebook snoops around at someone's facebook
Person 2: What you doing?
Person 1: Oh just found out so and so is a nasty slut!
Person 1: Posts status about how much of a piece of shit that person is and makes up a few more things just to top it off.
Person 2: Thinks ( what a blasting whore OMG!)
by blast whore January 19, 2015
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No mask, no blast.

A way for someone to ask someone to wear a mask before engaging in intercourse in the time of a pandemic.
We can hook up but you know covid. So, no mask, no blast.
by Tuguit September 24, 2020
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furnace blast

When you have a boiling hot fart ready to blow, but when you attempt to perform a Dutch Oven diarrhea comes out and your significant other gets covered in your brown slushy goodness.
Hey dude, last night I accidentally furnace blasted my wife, she was pissed!
by death180 September 8, 2015
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snoffle blasted

When you sneeze inside someone's pooper hole
I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.
by Pooper holes July 13, 2016
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Oreo Blast

The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.
I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....

I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.
by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020
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