Dirty Bird

The act of removing ones penis from the anus of a another recently fucked individual, and slapping ones dick across their or anothers face to replicate the dirty sanchez, but in a more demeaning way.

I picked up this mad slut at a club and she asked for something she has never had before, so I gave her a good ole dirty bird!

by Th3_real_b1rd March 4, 2017

Birds Nest

nasty, ratty ass hair that hasn't been brushed in a decade

Damn! Felicia got a birds nest on her head.

by slang_gang October 14, 2016

piss bird

When you are laying on your back and piss straight up into the air

"Hey man what you up to?"
"Oh you know just piss birding."

by peppah_p June 29, 2019

Bird watch

When a gay guy or a group of gays go some where to see guys bulges.( the bulges are the birds) Usually during basketball short season or sweatpants season.

I'm at the gym bird watching.

The daddies are out at the mall so I decided to bird watch.

by The gayyyyyy October 25, 2022

Dirk Bird

The dream team duo of anything and everything ever.

Hey bro, who the hell is Jordan and Lebron compared to Dirk Bird

by BroZone555 February 6, 2017

Bird doodie

It's freaking bird turd

" AW MAN I got a bird doodie on my car!!"

by Freakingchanchoman June 4, 2018

Bird Watching

Sitting down for a second at a large party/gathering and checking out girls.

We went to Josh’s 70s party. He had a couch in the backyard, so we did some bird watching.

by @kul September 19, 2021