Smashing The Bird

Any form of constant use of twitter.

Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?

Robert: Course it's the schnaz.

by NDUB03 February 07, 2011

bird hunting

When your girlfriend or wife , is seeing red, reaches down your throat to grab your dick from the inside, and proceeds to remove it through your esophagus

See also: grouse skinning

If you don't quit being an idiot, I'm taking ya bird hunting

by Oldskoo83 October 27, 2017

Girlie Bird

A self-consciously hyper-feminized young woman

"The Girlie Bird catches the worm" muttered Tiff to herself, as she put the final touches on her makeup, earrings, hair, stilettos, cleavage and hemline, before heading to the bar.

by Monkey's Dad November 30, 2019

Dank bird

A very good lookin woman who likes being popular and has biiiiiiig ass

Ooh! Look at that dank bird over there! Ass

by The east gamers August 20, 2020

Bird Activity

The activity of a bird (a girl) that’s sneaky, shitty, bitchy, or all of the above.

Girl 1: Jess was tryna get at everyone’s boyfriend last night. And she KNOWS none of them are single.

Girl 2: Bird activity.

by IThinkIKnowWhatImTalkingAbout January 20, 2021

P-BiRd

A slang term for the alcoholic beverage Pabst Blue Ribbon; commonly known as it’s abbreviated name, PBR. You have probably never heard this term before, because more than likely, nobody has said it.

Drunk guy 1: I just found a P-bird in the bottom of my friends that expired in October of last year.

Drunk Guy 2: What the fuck’s a P-bird?

Drunk Guy 1: Forget it, I meant a damned PBR.

Drunk Guy 2: Oh… Well hayl yeeah!

by DrunkGuy1 January 09, 2023

blingbling birds

Birds are also known as crows because of their love for shiny objects...

"Them damn "blingbling birds" won't shut up just because of the foil sitting on the grill from the bbq"

by all2sexy June 14, 2009