beached whale

A rather large person who is "strung out" on PCP and various other narcotics.

Cincinnatti police found a beached whale and decided to club it to death, having no easy access to baby seals.

by Unknown June 11, 2006

venice beach

The place where prank invasion takes place. A half Persian dude will pay random girls to kiss him on camera so 6 year old kids can jerk their small dong off.

''Yo dawg have you seen the new prank invasion video on Venice Beach?? So lit, England is my city.''

by Karine Benzema August 17, 2017

turtle beach

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.

Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night

by urufufu April 20, 2011

Beach Head v2

A bad ass that's also a smart ass

General Zod kneels before Beach Head v2

by Anonymous September 20, 2003

beachable

A female that is attractive enough to bang whilst on the coast. Under normal conditions, her appearance would not suffice.

"Hey man she was a little busted but nonetheless beachable"

by Tbr3w February 2, 2007

Beached Ass

Word given a old fat ladies ass on granddaddy's head. This usally evolves some kind of anal penetration with the tongue.

1.Please Muffy can ya get this Beached Ass offa ma face ya dam whore.
2.Come on Greg can I beach my ass on your mouth?

by Tim the Gardener May 13, 2003

beanchild

someone with a head shaped like a bean
such as mi friend lol even tho is ed aint like a bean....

oi beanchild gimme some beans
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by bitemeh! November 17, 2006