Beach Whale

a chick who lays on bed staring at the one doing all the action while she laying down like a fat beach whale and doing nothing (consent is given)
i just fucked this mad beach whale she did nothing but look into my eyes weirdly and moan.
by isabelleabboud124 June 12, 2022
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Taylor Beach

Someone who eats sex organs multiple times a day
Jenny: I was at johnnys this weekend

You: your such a Taylor beach
by Taylo4dfbdfbmnsnv June 10, 2022
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Beach Read

A literary novel that is deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach read takes the pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
The Beach Read is the perfect novel to accompany one during the holiday to the beach.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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Beach Read

A classic Beach Read is a novel deeply rooted in the beach house/town. The setting is almost a character in the book. Usually, someone is at a crossroads in their life and they find a new path forward through their time at the beach.

A good Beach Read sets a pace of summer at the beach - it has twists and turns, axillary characters woven throughout, parallel plot devices, and often a love story in the mix too.
My Beach Read is making me miss my time at the beach this winter.
by KingBratwurst March 13, 2022
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Beach Hut’d

A term used for overpaying for shitty food, specifically sandwiches overly dressed up with cream cheese and avacado.
I ordered a pastrami and once again I was Beach Hut’d.
by Talliwood December 10, 2018
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Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)
I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned
by qwerty_not June 22, 2006
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