40 beard

A beard you grow when you turn 40.

"Ever since Branson* turned 40, he's been acting strange. Take his 40 beard, for instance."

by SeanG February 7, 2007

neck beard

a digusting fat body who wears tight minnie mouse shirts, hairy neck, and a pedophile grin

Hey Ernest, get the hose...neck beard passed out on the lawn again.

by Twat Wrinkle September 23, 2003

bead

nasty hair

you got a bead on yo' head

by bohamma March 20, 2004

Bead Rubbing

External Female Masturbation, When a female rubs her clitoris for sexual pleasure.

Anthony: "Kelly did I walk in on you bead rubbing?"

Kelly: "Yes, I was rubbing the bead."

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011

dirty beard

A minor spot like rash that appears around the month from eating pussy for a length of time. The serverity depends on the cleanliness of the lady and the amount of time spent down below.

Ted: What are those spots around your month?
Doogle: I went muff diving with Mrs Doyle now i have dirty beard!

by nic0teen March 3, 2011

beard rash

rash that develops on the chin/mouth area due to performing oral sex on a female.

All my friends are going to know I went down on you because of my beard rash.

by tippexxxx March 30, 2009

Bearding

Relaxing, Chilling, Unwinding.

When a man does nothing, his beard grows.

"Dude, whatcha doin'?"

"Just bearding at home. You?"

"Same. Shall we beard together?"

"Nah"

by The Beardist December 10, 2013