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Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff
by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018
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Hanging the Ol' Bastard

(Verb) To unabashedly expose one's male genitalia in a public or semi-public environment.

See also: Hanging Dong
I went to visit the local nudist colony with the lads, and we had a splendid time hanging the ol' bastards
by Berek2501 August 2, 2023
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Dirty dirty bastard

The foreign slang for calling someone sexual. The termdirty dirty bastard” is often used to describe someone’s filth when referring to bedroom habits.
Roger the chef called Drew a “dirty dirty bastard” when he slapped his dick on a customers head.
by Dirt E boy August 19, 2021
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Black Bastards

An Album made by the Hip-Hop group KMD in 1991-1993 it was never finished because of the death of Subroc (a member of KMD). It got a release in a 2001 vinyl and CD.
Black Bastards is a good album
by KMDfan4life January 14, 2025
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sound bastard

A person who inflicts his musical preference on the public via mobile phone or portable media player.
Sound Bastards tend to have a poor musical taste combined with poor built in speakers which makes them particularly irritating.
"Check out that sound bastard playing Britney Spears in the middle of the train station."
by keystealer April 30, 2010
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Wonderful Bastard

Phrase used usually to describe someone who is a Genius and a Son of a Bitch at the same time, or in other occasions, someone who, even being a total idiot, is someone that you admire in some way

In some rare occasions, it's also used when you want to say good luck to your Best Friend in an Humorous way
it has it's origins on a Greentext from an user on 4Chan where the user describes himself playing a game with another person
Example one: Man, he just called everyone an idiot in the presentation today, but it was the most epic way to do it, what an Wonderful Bastard

Example two: Guy G: goodbye boi, i go to save country, c u never

Guy T: Goodbye, you wonderful Bastard

Example Tree: Guy D: sorry, i can't come, i'm having Chemical Exams

Guy C: oh really? sorry to hear it, goodbye, Good luck, you Wonderful Bastard *hangs up*
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Monke bastard

A synonym for Cdawgva a twitch streamer who loves showing his amazing amounts of simp nature to another streamer called ironmouse
Demarcus the 111:I wanna fuck monke bastard
Johonny jomstar:same
by Stevethe_Cat March 21, 2022
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