anal dreams

Batman getting anal

Hey, want to watch anal dreams?
Sure.

by Cow fucker August 1, 2014

Hot Anal

When your anus is hot.

Damn bro i just got hot anal

by mrJockStrap June 11, 2018

Anal Jazz

Inserting a moist reed into your partners ass and blowing whilst reaching around playing with their genitals like a trombone slide. Works best with New Orleans style jazz.

Can I get me some anal jazz tonight? I have a fresh reed.

by Moosebrow November 1, 2018

Anal deathslide

To slide down a death slide naked smashing your cock into a woman's anus at the bottom

I gave her the anal deathslide

by Liam west May 13, 2014

anal napalm

A bodily substance (solid or liquid) the exits the anus with such a horrid odor, that most living things are forced to run away for their own survival. The odor is so dense that it sticks to your clothes, causes shortness of breath, and watery eyes. The culprit is usually a virus found in contaminated Central American or Asian food.

Dude just dropped anal napalm and then ran to the restroom while the rest of us were left gagging.

by Trickyricky October 2, 2014

Anal Bridge

An Anal bridge is when a female willingly places a condom, or similar device, over her tongue so she can lick the males butt hole without actually making contact all along she is manually manipulating the males member.

I was with Hollie last night and she totally gave me an anal bridge while she jerked me off.

by fhoff33 January 15, 2012

Anal Spear

When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die

Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?

by NIIINJAYouthoughtlol August 23, 2020