anal napalm 

A bodily substance (solid or liquid) the exits the anus with such a horrid odor, that most living things are forced to run away for their own survival. The odor is so dense that it sticks to your clothes, causes shortness of breath, and watery eyes. The culprit is usually a virus found in contaminated Central American or Asian food.

Dude just dropped anal napalm and then ran to the restroom while the rest of us were left gagging.

anal napalm by Trickyricky October 2, 2014

Anal Gurning 

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

Anal Gurning by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

Anal Labia 

When hemorrhoids protrude so far out of an anus, that they look like labia

That stripper was so nasty, that when she bent over, her anal labia hung out of her thong!

Anal Labia by Bighart August 28, 2015

Anal Clevage

Anal Clevage are a man's or woman's very large a bootiful butt cheeks

Man:" May I motorboat your anal Clevage?"
Lady:" Of course you can "

Anal Clevage by Holtjt September 16, 2015

anal sundae

When a person fills their partners rectum with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and semen for a "nut" topping. Can be pooped back out and eaten. Other syrup flavors can be substituted.

Dinner was great. How about we go to the bedroom and have ourselves an anal sundae.

anal sundae by KittyPeWpEwQQ December 9, 2015

anal art

Art which is 100% organic and the result of bowel issues. Especially when sweetcorn is a decorative feature.

Anal art...Its pretty shit

anal art by Steve The Plasterer December 13, 2015

anal gaze 

Concentrate on one's asshole to reach a Zen like state.

Or

To place one's eye on another's anus.

My yogi told me to anal gaze with him in today's class.

Sarah let me anal gaze her and now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye. Should I tell mom?

anal gaze by SirMicroPenis March 6, 2016