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Old Sam

Old Sam came over.
by NotChuuyaNakahara February 10, 2021
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A sam relationship

When you text everyday and flirt all the time but you wont date. One person is too scared, religious, or prude to daye the other one and tells them. Yet they continue to lead them on bu flirting everyday. Eventually the person being led on loses hope.
"Hey bro why wont she be my girlfriend we have been talking for a while?"
"Ohhh you are in a sam relationship!"
by There arent any names October 9, 2014
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sam patt

BIG DINKY WHO LOVES WEED
"WHOA SAM PATT HAS A BIG DINKY AND LOVES WEED"
by bigdinky420 February 2, 2018
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Sam Mayer

Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1603. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. But, 69 days after the ship took sail, a bad storm known worldwide as "Hurricane Tortilla" created many challenges for Sam and the GMS crew. But, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. But, they were disappointed that there we no race cars in sight, so they sailed back to the United States where Sam and the GMS crew competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. However, Sam is most known for making his fan @sammayerfan a happy birthday video.
Sam Mayer is cool, but Ty Gibbs is my favorite still!
by gygiyo78688768 September 25, 2020
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Sam Parfitt

The term where a person who is overweight. Has a teacher in high school who fucked their grandmother. And Asks everyone for food.
Paul: Hey do you remember someone which is like a Sam Parfitt?
Karl: Yeah and their sister was well fit.
Paul: I mean like Ben Harris.
Karl: Oh yeah.
by Wagwan Whitmore December 3, 2018
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Sam's Law

Sam's Law

Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"
Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."
by @DoctorMalibu November 22, 2013
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Sam Gagne

Member of the formerly decent Edmonton Oilers, liked only for his looks by girls and the odd freak with a man crush on him, his skills are overlooked thankfully, because it's hard to play the game with an IQ of 14.
girl- O M G did you seee the game yesterday

normal guy- ya it was awesome we finally won one

girl- NO O M G Sam GAGNE was playing hes sooo adorable

random gay kid- YA HE CAN BUTTER MY TOAST ANY DAY
by BJORT September 22, 2009
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