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Top Tatter

In The Total Bro Sports Of Hockey And Lacrosse. When A Goal Is Scored In The Upper Part Of The Net Around The Post, Sometimes Hitting The Post And Going Bar Down, For A Goal.

Bar Down Snipes.
Poppin' Ginos Top Tatter!

Hey Look #16 Just Gave #24 A Goal Top Tatter
by CaptainBarron October 4, 2010
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top cookies

The act of sniping the top corner in hockey. A shortened version of "top shelf, where grandma keeps the cookies".
I just sniped top cookies after a nice backhand toe dizzle.
by rekcil sinep April 13, 2009
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top nobit

A situation in which a retarded and possibly homosexual teacher mumbles resulting in the noises which produce the word 'top nobit' - i.e. When a teacher talks shit they are top nobiting.
" Man todays lesson was shit, Dr. Joker was just top nobiting "

"I HAVE NEVER HEARD SO MUCH tOP nOBIT IN MY LIFE!"
by calki May 10, 2007
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top jelly

the liquidy jelly on top of the real jelly.
Mmm this top jelly is great!
by A-iric May 19, 2007
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gut-top

A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.
I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.

"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008
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Problem Topped

(Variations: ing, er)

When someone has a problem and the person they are describing that problem to tries to either come up with, or tell a story that is better than the other person's.
Woman: I'm making a big commitment because I'm getting married.
Guy: I'm making a big commitment by marrying a girl that I got pregnant.
Guy: You've just been problem topped.
by Fonzalator January 13, 2009
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top sop

The act of getting your penis sucked by a female...NOT A MALE
Billy got a top sop from his wife.
by b.rad May 19, 2013
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