So a lot of definitions are saying a guy named Brandon is like the best person on the planet. That is definitely not the case, I would know, because that's my name. So here's how I, as a Brandon act. Most of the time I'm an at least decent person. Sometimes I'm an asshole, I'm maybe funny? (A few people say that Brandon's are funny. That might be true. Also, a lotta definitions say their like attractive for some reason, I look like a vampire half the time so that's in my opinion false.) ok the definitions over go home.
by m4xhunt3r August 25, 2023

When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.
Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
by Okbrandon August 23, 2022

by lillyehh March 15, 2021

by thisisnotbeverly November 7, 2011

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”
Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”
Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”
Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
by Hoistupthe102 April 24, 2022

A Brandon is some one really cute and hot and will get all the girls. Until he pulls pranks on his girlfriends until the point where they break up. A Brandon is the type of person who is really nice, caring, and sweet person at first, then he turns into a absolute bitch and breaks the heart of all the girls he made fall for him until the point when they realize they can not live without him.
by omg i dont want to do a handle November 18, 2018

the most amazing person in the whole fucking world. I love him so fucking much and he deserves all good things in life. he is the most kind, caring, handsome, sweet, generous and all over good guy. he is the love of my life and i appreciate him so much.
by Hahahah ahhah Yass June 10, 2018
