lol, not exactly

in a question-answer conversation/argument, when the reality is the exact opposite of what is being assumed by the person you are debating with.
boy a) so you had a flash-bang with your girlfriend and now what? she's pregnant?

boy b): haha. lol, not exactly. and since since when does every flash-bang have to lead to a troglodithe? or a beautiful disaster?
by Sexydimma July 30, 2016
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lol, not exactly

When in a conversation or argument, what is assumed by your interlocutor is the exact opposite of what you are actually telling them.
Boy a) I hooked up with a cute redhead girl last night.

Boy b) so now what? She's carrying your baby, haha.

Boy a): lol, not exactly. And since when does every hook up have to lead to a beautiful disaster?
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Hello lol

When someone says this to you it means they are asking you out
Hello lol
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Ironic lol

ironic lol is a way of making fun of the 40-year-old Karen on facebook that comments LOL on all of the Minion Memes.
Jeff-"My grandma just died dude"
Pyrocynical-"ironic lol"
Jeff-"Did you just say the words ironic lol?"
Pyrocynical-"......."
Jeff-" My name jeef
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argon lol

Argon is I think the hottest gas, it's commonly used for welding
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LOL MR TARR

To pour Potash Alum up a vagina
LOL MR TARR
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lol die

how do u not know what die means
"lol die"
"no"
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